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August 24, 2015 • 749,820 notes

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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February 20, 2015 • 519 notes

dogshaming:

You don’t need them when it’s dark anyways…
I Eat Your Sunglasses at Night.

January 23, 2015 • 232,362 notes

kid:

“I would never sass you, Grandma!”

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January 16, 2015 • 1,237,980 notes

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January 16, 2015 • 236,944 notes

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

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January 16, 2015 • 497,516 notes

January 16, 2015 • 1,403 notes

bigyellowbow:

still don’t know how this is possible

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January 7, 2015

Q

Are you single?

Anonymous

A

Nope

September 29, 2014 • 108 notes

houseandhomepics:

exterior by Veranda Fine Homes http://www.houzz.com/photos/2307151/Southwestern-mediterranean-exterior-dallas

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July 16, 2014 • 232,112 notes

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

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July 14, 2014 • 187,480 notes • weloveshortvideos.com

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:
weloveshortvideos:
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD

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July 14, 2014 • 185,204 notes

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July 14, 2014 • 679,438 notes

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

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July 14, 2014 • 1,105,711 notes

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July 14, 2014 • 452,414 notes

jellybeez:

siderealsandman:
castielscheesecake:
ay-dougie:
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
“waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children”
“my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too.”

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